zodiac sign thing

trisproir:

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk


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*listening to fob*

image

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thomastherankengine:

is ink poisoning even a thing or are white moms just against body art

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allmytwentyonepilots:

im laughing so hard

allmytwentyonepilots:

im laughing so hard

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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all


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stumpomatic:

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actionbat:

Idk what all this talk about hesitant aliens is about

actionbat:

Idk what all this talk about hesitant aliens is about

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CROATOAN

lucifercrew124:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL:
GLOBAL PANDEMIC HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD DO NOT APPROACH THE INFECTED PREPARE YOUR WEAPONS GRAB YOUR SALT AND IF YOU SEE THE DEVIL RUN

THIS IS THE CROATOAN VRIUS
WELCOME TO THE END OF THE WORLD

SPREAD THE WORD AND REMEMBER GOD DOESNT GIVE A SHIT


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undernature:

botanists:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:




oh my god

21th century art

art

21th

beautiful

How

undernature:

botanists:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

oh my god

21th century art

art

21th

beautiful

How

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