there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan
no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him
do you ever think about what you have to do tomorrow and then you kinda just want to fall off the earth
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face
never, ever, ever gonna get over that